Son asked, “Mommy, does God use our bathroom?”
Mother replied, “No, darling. Why did you ask that?”
“Well, every morning Daddy bangs on the bathroom door and says, ‘Oh God! Are you still in there?'”
People Jokes
Why are barbers good drivers?
Because they always take the short cuts!!!
Why did the boy through butter out of the window ?
He wanted to see a butterfly!!!
A boy said to his mother, “Mom,I have stomach ache!” The woman answersed, “It is because your stomach is empty! Ten minutes later the woman said to her son, “Son,I have a headache!”
And the boy answered, “It is because your head is empty!”
Why do brides always cry at weddings?
Because they never marry the best man!!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says “spit out your gum!” and the train says “chew chew!”
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