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From Akshada, age 16, India

A man was praying to God. He said, “God!”
God responded, “Yes?”
And the guy said, “Can I ask a question?”
“Go right ahead,” God said.
“God, what is a million years to you?”
God said, “a million years to me is only a second.”
“Hmmm,” the man wondered.
Then he asked, “God, what is a million dollars worth to you?”
God said, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”
So the man said, “God, can I have a penny?”

And God cheerfully said, “Sure!!…Just a second.”
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From Wajihajaved, age 13, Pakistan

Son asked, “Mommy, does God use our bathroom?”
Mother replied, “No, darling. Why did you ask that?”

“Well, every morning Daddy bangs on the bathroom door and says, ‘Oh God! Are you still in there?'”
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From Maryam K., age 9, Bradford, England

Why are barbers good drivers?

Because they always take the short cuts!!!
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From Harsha, a reader, India

Why did the boy through butter out of the window ?

He wanted to see a butterfly!!!
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From Aneliq, age 14, Dimitrovgrad, Bulgaria

A boy said to his mother, “Mom,I have stomach ache!” The woman answersed, “It is because your stomach is empty! Ten minutes later the woman said to her son, “Son,I have a headache!”

And the boy answered, “It is because your head is empty!”
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From, Sara R., age 14, Australia

Why do brides always cry at weddings?

Because they never marry the best man!!
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