Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
People Jokes
What do you get when you cross a genius with a tree?
Albert Pine-stein!
Which Greek god is famous for writing rhyming books for children?
Dr. ZEUS!
Can a widowers husband marry his wife?
No, he is dead!
What kind of band does a wife have?
A husband!
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince (foot prints)!
