What do you get when you cross a genius with a tree?
Albert Pine-stein!
People Jokes
Which Greek god is famous for writing rhyming books for children?
Dr. ZEUS!
Can a widowers husband marry his wife?
No, he is dead!
What kind of band does a wife have?
A husband!
What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince (foot prints)!
