Science Jokes

From Alex, age 13, Oxfordshire, England

What did the matter say to the antimatter?

Come round to my place and we’ll have a blast!

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From JJ Jeist, a grownup, Belen, New Mexico

What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?

Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)

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From Lenora, a teacher, San Diego, California

What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?

Barium!

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From Amanda, age 8, Wayne, United States

What kind of geese do not fly?

Portu-geese!

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From Kenneth, 9 years old, Woodbury, MN

What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?

I gotta split!

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From Eternal Screeching, 3 years old, America

What did the metamorphic rock say during testing?

This is too much pressure!

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