Science Jokes

From Lenora, a teacher, San Diego, California

What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?

Barium!

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From Leeanne, age 8, USA

Why did Mickey go to outerspace?

To see Pluto!

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From Amanda, age 8, Wayne, United States

What kind of geese do not fly?

Portu-geese!

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From Kenneth, 9 years old, Woodbury, MN

What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?

I gotta split!

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From Eternal Screeching, 3 years old, America

What did the metamorphic rock say during testing?

This is too much pressure!

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From Lucas Hazel, 12 years old, Sarasota, Florida

What do you find in the center of Gravity?

The letter “V”!

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