Sports Jokes

From Aditi, 12 years old, Colorado

Why was Cinderella so bad at football?

She had a pumpkin as a coach!

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From Denise, 10 years old, Fargo ND

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger,

and then it hit me!

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From Mahmoud, 8 years old, Lebanon, Beirut

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

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From Jose , age 11, California

Why did the soccer player go to college?

It was his goal!

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From Raindrop1224, 11 years old, Lenexa, Kansas

Why is it called soccer?

Because you need socks to play it!

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From Danny, age 10, Kearney,MO

What has 22 les and goes crunch, crunch, crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips!

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