Sports Jokes

From Mahmoud, 8 years old, Lebanon, Beirut

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

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From Sam Boyle, 9 years old, North Caldwell, New Jersey

What is the best country for pro bowlers to live?

Turkey!

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From Jose , age 11, California

Why did the soccer player go to college?

It was his goal!

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From Raindrop1224, 11 years old, Lenexa, Kansas

Why is it called soccer?

Because you need socks to play it!

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From Danny, age 10, Kearney,MO

What has 22 les and goes crunch, crunch, crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips!

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From Sofia, 4 years old, New Jersey

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback!

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