Music Jokes

From Aaron Hong, 9 years old, Florida the Beautifullllllllllllll

How do you get cool music?

Put your MP3 player in the freezer.

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From MC Hovey, 16 years old, Indiana

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

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From Abbott-or-Costello, 11 years old, USA

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

40. 1 to change the bulb, and 39 to complain it’s electric.

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From Nathan J., 7 years old, Seattle, WA

How does a band get loud underwater?

With sound waves.

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From Jill, 11 years old, New York

What does the fox say?

It’s definitely not RING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!

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From Blake, 10 years old, Dallas, Texas

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke-er-face!

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