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Music Jokes

From Patato ... Fries!, 10 years old, Canada

What’s green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!
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Filed Under: Music

From Kiki, age 11, America

What kind of phone can make music?

A saxophone!
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From Cadence, 10 years old, Waukesha, Wisconsin

I have some sad news to tell you. The guy who invented the hokey pokey died.

They had some trouble putting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, they took his left leg out…
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Filed Under: Music

From Alex L, 12 years old

What do pianos, computers and doors have in common?

They all have keys!
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Filed Under: Computer, Music

From Nick, United States

What’s a bee’s favorite musician?

Bee-thoven!
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Filed Under: Music

From Michael Kirk, 11 years old, United States

What’s the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks!
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Filed Under: Music

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