WHY DID THE FROG SAY ‘MEOW’?
BECAUSE HE WAS LEARNING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE!!!
What is the fastest moving thing?
Catch Up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me!
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What did the judge of the county court say when he farted ?
ODOR IN THE COURT ODOR IN THE COURT !
What do you call someone who claps on Christmas?
Santapplause!
