How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tony.
Tony who?
How many Tonys do you know?
Two atoms were walking down the street. One trips and falls. His friend says, “Are you Ok?” “I don’t know. I think I dropped my electrons.” His friend said, “Are you sure?”
“Yes! I’m positive!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
