Why do dinosaurs need to take a shower?
Because they ex-stink!
What starts with ‘t’ ends with ‘t’ and is full of ‘t’?
a teapot
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
Why did the cow go into space?
He wanted to walk on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
This guy comes back from his 5th grade test results and says “I flunked a grade, I flunked a grade.” Another guy says “Why did you say that twice?”
And the other one says “Because my teacher told me to repeat this grade level.”
What celebrity lives on the beach?
Ryan SEAcrest!
