Can a shoe box?
No, but a tin can!
Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt?
Now he’s a bronze-fish!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because his brother was at KFC!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
A short man.
A short man who?
A short man who can’t reach the doorbell!
What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in human beings?
What do you call a kid named Charles who eats three helpings of cafeteria lasagna?
Upchuck!
