A man was lost in the jungle. He reached an old hut in the middle of the jungle. There he found one oil lamp, one stove and one cigarette. Unfortunately in his matchstick box, he had only one matchstick. So, which thing will he light up first?
The matchstick!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
What is it that starts with “t”, ends with “t” and is full of “t”?
A teapot!
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob SquarePants with Albert Einstein?
SpongeBob Smarty Pants!
Which state has the smallest drink?
Minnesota (Mini-soda)
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t “tuna” fish.