Who lives in a sand castle?
A sandwitch!
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince (foot prints)!
There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
Any chess player!
What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A tea pot!
What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?
Banana!!!!!!!!!!
Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.