What did the frog say when he returned his library books?
Read it ! Read it ! Read it !
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.
Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?
Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus!
What is a ticks’ favorite game?
Tic tac toe!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look; I’m changing!
