What did the penny say to the other penny?
Do you want to make cents?
Where is a fly’s favorite place to take a girl to eat at?
TGI Flydays!!!
What vitamin helps you to see?
Vitamin C!
What did the magnet say to the paperclip?
I find you very attractive!
The more I dry the wetter I get…
Towel !
Why is London called a cyclops?
Because it has one eye. The London Eye!
