What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them can’t be a nickel. What are the two coins.
A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them can’t be a nickel, a quarter is one of them, and a quarter is not a nickel.
Chuck Norris donates blood…
Just never his own!
What was Albert Einstein’s favorite dessert?
Pi!
What do you call a naked boy dog?
Nudered!
What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver!
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