Why did the kid keep a ruler under his pillow?
He wanted to see how long he could sleep!
Why was the fish afraid of the computer?
He didn’t want to get stuck in the Internet!
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
What does a rock and a wheel have in common?
One rocks and one rolls!
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Why is Alabama the smartest state?
Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
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