What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
A man opened the sugar tin and looked inside it… after that he closed it. He did this many times….why did he do this?
Because the doctor told him that he should check the sugar level regularly!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!!
Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!
What do you call a train with a cold?
An Achoo choo train!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
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