“I’m going bananas!” …
That’s what I tell my bananas before I leave my house.
A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a fly go in the cows ear.
After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk.
Then he said, “That’s funny. It went in one ear and out the udder!”
What did the cow say to the moving man?
I’m mooooooooooooooving on!
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
Because he didn’t want to fall in to the hot chocolate!!
What happens when a cat walks across the desert?
It gets “Sandy Claws”.
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator?
Don’t look I’m dressing!
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