Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind. It stinks!
What’s the difference between cut beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef but no one can pee soup!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
Yes because the Empire State building can’t jump!
What happened when two peanuts were walking a tough neighborhood?
One was a-salted (assaulted)!
If Teddy Roosevelt was alive today what would be the most amazing about him?
His age!
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