What did the operator ask the computer to do in his absence?
MONITOR other people!
What can you use to clean a musical instrument?
A tube a toothpaste!
Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
Because it wasn’t “peeling” well!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I will shave it for later!
What happened to the robber who robbed a bakery?
He got caught BREAD handed!
What do you call a cat on the beach?
Sandy Claws!
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