Why did the skeleton go to the cookout?
He needed spare ribs!
You know that New Yorkers don’t like to share a cab. Well, the other day I saw two complete strangers sharing a cab.
One took the gas tank, the other took the radio.
Why did the policeman arrest the letter?
He caught the “J” walking
What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants!
What is the queen’s favorite size?
King size!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
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