What did the battery get on his report card?
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What did the battery get on his report card?
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Why did the giraffe cross the grassland?
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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A man got arrested for wearing underwear in public.
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What do you call a hat for a penguin?
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What did the clock say to the bully?
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