Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya please open the door?
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Alex L, 13 years old
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
From Landon, 12 years old, Alabama
What do you call a fake noodle?
From London, 7 years old, Maryland
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI
What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
From Ethan P., 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hoo
Hoo who?
From Wasif Ihsan, 11 years old, Dhaka, Bangladesh
Define “sea.”
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