Did you ever see the movie “Constipated?”
I’m not surprised if you haven’t! It never came out!
Why did the yo yo cross the road?
He was walking the dog!
How do you make school cool?
Take out the “s” and the “h!”
Why should you not give Queen Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
What is the best item of silverware to tell your secrets to?
A fork! Because a spoon will stir it up and a knife will spread it!
What do you tell a sick whale?
Get whale soon!
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