What did the sea say to the sun?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
Why can’t you iron four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!!
What do you call a cat in the North Pole?
Santa claws!
What did elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What do cows do during an earthquake?
They make milkshakes!
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