Teacher: Whoever stands up is stupid.
*No one stands up*
Teacher: Anyone? Bob ? Amanda ?
*Billy stands up*
Teacher: Billy, why’d you stand up?
Billy: Well , I felt bad for you because you were the only one standing ma’am …
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of paint?
Tye Die!
What’s a clock’s sidekick called?
His “second-hand” man!
What’s the best way to decide on buying a new mattress?
Go home and sleep on it!
Someone told me protons had mass.
My first thought was, “I didn’t know protons were catholic!”
What is a ducks favorite snack?
Quackers!
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