What do you call it when the price of tires goes up?
Inflation!
Why did Christmas tree go to the barber?
It heard it was time to trim the tree!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!
How do chickens get strong?
They egg-cersize!
What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat!
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