What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
What does the wife cow say to the husband cow when she needs space?
“Mooo”ve over!”
Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s time consuming!
What do you call an expensive car that crash into a tree?
A Mercedes Bends!
What do you call a man that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran!
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