Why can’t elephants ever get really clean?
Because they can’t take off their trunks!!
Why should you take a pen to the garden?
So you can weed and write!
Who invented spaghetti?
Someone who used his noodle!
Why were the police called to a daycare center?
A three-year-old was resisting a rest!
What do you call a chicken crossing a road?
Poultry in motion!
What did the pig give to his boss?
A porkfolio!
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