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From Gauri , 12 years old, Indonesia, Jakarta

Why couldn’t the apple look out of the window?

Because Apple (company) doesn’t use Windows (Microsoft Windows)!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Gauri, 12 years old, Indonesia

Two friends are talking. The one friend says to the other friend, I haven’t slept in days!” The second friend says, “Really? Why?

Because I sleep at night!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Liam, 7 years old, Pennsylvania

What did turtle say to the taco?

My shell or yours?
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Filed Under: Turtle

From Khamari Micheal Wyzard, 12 years old, Everett, MA

What happens if you read a book about anti-gravity?

You can’t put it down!
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Filed Under: Science

From Emily Horton, 5 years old, Alabama

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?

Wooden shoe like to hear a joke?
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Filed Under: Clothing, Knock Knock, Shoe

From Jack Parish, 11 years old, Kansas

Did you hear about the taxicab driver who lost his job?

He was driving all his customers away!
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Filed Under: People

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