What can hold without using your hands?
Your breath!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to dance with!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
You’re in a jungle and you have one bullet. There is a Tiger on the left and a Jaguar on the right. How do you escape the jungle?
You shoot the tiger and drive away in the Jaguar!
What did the electrician say to his co-worker?
Watts up?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he’s isn’t a chicken!
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