Why couldn’t the apple look out of the window?
Because Apple (company) doesn’t use Windows (Microsoft Windows)!
Two friends are talking. The one friend says to the other friend, I haven’t slept in days!” The second friend says, “Really? Why?
Because I sleep at night!
What did turtle say to the taco?
My shell or yours?
What happens if you read a book about anti-gravity?
You can’t put it down!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to hear a joke?
Did you hear about the taxicab driver who lost his job?
He was driving all his customers away!
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