What did the cat say to his girlfriend ?
You’re purr-fect!
What is a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
What president is the most explosive?
O-BOMBa!
Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?
No! They eat their fingers separately from the donuts!
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent!
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