Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he had to split!
Why was 10 afraid of 7?
Beacause, seven ate nine. (7, 8, 9)
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Why do cows?
Why do cows who?
Cows don’t who, they moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Why do owls?
Why do owls who?
I don’t know! Ask an owl!
