How do you make a gold fish age quickly?
Take off the ‘g’!
(This is true)
My fourth grade teacher said he would make our class brownies from scratch, and we all jumped around excitedly! The next day, he came back with a batch of brownies, but they weren’t really brownies. They were…
Literally, letter E’s colored brown, made from scratch paper.
What do you call a room that’s squishy?
A mushroom! 😉
What did dinosaurs pay their check with?
Tyrannosaurs checks!
What do you call a telescope in a rainbow car crash?
A colliding-scope! (kaleidoscope)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Candace.
Candace, who?
All I want to know is, Candace door open or not?
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