Why does a hand only grow 11 inches?
If it grew 12 it would be a foot!
What’s gray, has big ears and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!!!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I’ll just hang around.
I am a type of nut…But I dont have a shell…What am I…?
A dough-nut!
HELP DOCTOR! I only have 59 seconds to live!!!
Just a minute!
Why does the dragon always sleep with the light on?
Because he is afraid of the nights (knights)
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