Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Whatcha crying for?!
Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
They only had one pair of trunks!
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
What animal always wakes you up in the morning?
An alarmadilo!
Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer lab??
Because he was playing with the mouse!
Yo mama is so ugly…
When she came out a haunted house she had a job application!
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