What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
Tear gas!
What kind of pea stalks you?
A black eyed pea!
What’s the best kind of dog to keep time?
A watch dog!
“It’s clear,” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”
Kid says, “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!”
Why did the bird fly to the ground?
To steal my fish. Hey! That bird stole my fish!
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