Jokes By Kids

From Danny, 9 years old, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?

What are you? An owl?

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From Chloe Magliocchino, 11 years old, U.S.A, Utah

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yaw.

Yaw, who?

No thanks, I prefer Google!

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From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Oakland county, MI

How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?

Tea, Rex?

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From Clayton, 10 years old, America

Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?

To wake up the sleeping pills!

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From Raven Queen, 9 years old, Irvington,Kentucky

What do you call dancing water?

Tap water!

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From Alan, 12 years old, France

Young Man: What do calculus and girls have in common?

I don’t understand either of them!

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