What do you use to count cows?
A COWCULATOR!!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time there were three people named Trouble, Your Manners, and Be Quiet. One day Trouble fell into a hole. Your Manners and Be Quiet went to the police station for help. Your Manners waited outside and Be Quiet went inside. The front cop asked:
What is your name?
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
What do you get when you have a vampire as your teacher?
A lot of blood tests!
What did the farmer say to the green moldy pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
If 42 people are on a plane and it is flying from Canada into America and crashes on the border, where are the survivors buried?
You don’t bury SURVIVORS!
What is a frog’s favorite soda?
Croak A Cola!
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