Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
Because he heard that someone had stolen a base!
Little Joey is sitting at his desk with his head hung down. Miss Smith, Joey’s 3rd grade teacher, notices his unusual behavior and walks over to his desk. She asks, “Joey, why are you so sad”?
Joey, still looking down replies, “Miss Smith, I don’t want to be in trouble for something I didn’t do, and I really didn’t do it.”
His teacher tells him that if he didn’t do something then he won’t get in trouble. Joey, now grinning, slowly raises his head and says….
“Good, I didn’t do any of my homework last night.”
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxetos.
What do you say to Simba when he is moving slowly?
Mu-fasa!
Why did the class bury their teacher in a very, very deep hole?
Because deep, deep down, he was a nice guy!
Why do spiders do so well in computer class?
Because they love the Web!
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