Dracula: Knock knock!
Frankenstein: Who’s there?
Dracula: Ivana.
Frankenstein: Ivana who?
Dracula: Ivana suck your blood!
What is race car backwards?
The same thing.
Who is the fastest man in the universe?
Adam! Because he was the first in the human race!
What do you call a man with no shin?
Tony.
What’s black and white and red all over?
No, not a newspaper. A demon calico kitty cat.
What’s the only kind of dog that doesn’t have a tail?
A hot dog!
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