Jokes By Kids

From Michael, 8 years old, Pennsylvania

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

Butter open the door!

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From Iris, 11 years old, Queensland, Australia

How do you attract a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

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From Sean is Awesome, 15 years old, California U.S

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn’t been invented!

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From Sean is Awesome, 15 years old, California, U.S

What does Count Dracula cross the ocean in?

A blood vessel.

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From Michael Kim, 10 years old, California

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice tie!

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From Sean is Awesome, 15 years old, California, U.S

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?

Bless you!

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