What did the cat call the mouse on roller skates?
Meals on wheels!
What do call a bear that has no gums?
A gummy bear!
What did the ghost boy say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
You look boo-tiful!
If a woman was born in California, bought a house in Canada, and died in Mexico, what is she now?
Dead.
Why did the wolf hate Halloween?
Because it likes the howldays better!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
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