Penguin Jokes

From Victoria M., age 9, Philiphines, Antipolo

Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?

Because they’re afraid of Wales!!

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From Bobbie, 10 years old, Indiana

What is black and white and red all over?

A blushing penguin!

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From ''Pia'', age 10, Philippines

Where Do Alligators Store Their Money?

In River-banks!

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From Alma, age 7, London, England

What does a penguin eat for breakfast?

Frosties!

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From Regan, 11 years old, Florida

Bob: how do you spell penguin backwards?

Larry: it’s easy. P-E-N-G-U-I-N-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!

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From Kuttymaaa, age 16

Why are penguins popular on the Internet?

Because they have web feet!

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