What is a pirate’s favorite planet?
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Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Panda Bear, 10 years old, USA
What is a pirate’s favorite planet?
From Aaron Hong, 9 years old, Florida
Why did the pirate go to the movies?
From Flora, 10 years old, U.S.A
Where did the captain do his business?
From Ice Hero, 12 years old, U.S.A
Why can’t pirates play cards?
From Jonah, 7 years old, Asheville, North Carolina
Where does a pirate look at trees?
From Tena, age 12, North Attleboro, MA
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
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