What did the frog say at the library?
Read it! Read it! Read it!
School Jokes
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Student: “I-T!”
The teacher asked the boy, “Where is your homework?”
“I ate it. You said it was a piece of cake.”
A boy brought home his report card from school. His dad looked it over. His face became red as he said,”How did you manage to make one D and five F’s?”
The boy answered,”I guess I concentrated too hard on one subject.”
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
Mum:How was your first day at school?Did you make any friends?
KId:No,they were made already!
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