Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils.
School Jokes
What animal is always the teacher’s pet?
The bookworm!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was piece of cake!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright!
Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed?
So she could draw the curtains!
