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What Did? Jokes

From Lizzy, 14 years old, Arizona

What did the chameleon say when the family picked him out at the pet store?

“I blend right in!”
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From J. Koverman, 7 years old, Illinois

What did the bat say to the ball?

Let’s get together and be a hit!
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From Hamida Sanford, 11 years old, Pennsylvania, United States

What did the orange say to the banana split?

Orange you glad I fixed your split?
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From Khalil Al Raki, 9 years old, Casablanca, Bouskoura

What did the cactus say to the warthog?

I look sharp!
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From Hope Palmer, 11 years old, Thornville Ohio

What did the fishing pole say to the fish?

Catch you later!
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From Bryan Robinson, 12 years old, Dallas, Texas

What did the cucumber say when it got trapped in a box?

Well, I’m in a pickle!
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