What Did? Jokes

From Jordan M, age 16, Santa Barbara, CA

What did the muffin man do yesterday?

Muffin, really.

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From Anthony (A.J.), age 10, Washington

There once was a referee for boxing. He just took a shower. Then he went to referee for the boxing tournament. What did he say before the fight?

Ok, let’s have a nice, clean fight!

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From J Boogie, age 14, Dallas, Texas

Why did the wind scream?

‘Cause it saw Justin Beiber!

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From Vishyalendra, age 11, Johor Bahru,Malaysia

What did the elf do to make himself grow taller?

He poured some elf-raising flour.

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From Lyssie, age 10, Illinois

MOM: You got back from your roller skating lessons; how did it go?
LYSSIE: Good I guess.
MOM: What was the hardest part?

Lyssie: The pavement

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From Ethan, age 11, Petoskey, MI

What did the dirt say to the vacuum?

You suck!

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