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What Did? Jokes

From Shanny, age 13, Bronx, New York

What did the bed say to the curtains when it was sad?

Pull yourself together!
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From Nikki S, age 10, Sumter, SC

What did the dog pick up at the counter?

A catty cake!
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From Kara Patterson, age 17, Luther, OK USA

What did the Cabbage seller use to fix his cabbages?

A Cabbage Patch!
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From Amy, age 9, USA

What did the inspector say to the fish?

Something smells fishy around here!
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From Kelly, age 9, RI

What did the cow say to the moon?

I can’t wait for you to moove!
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From Sammy, age 3, USA

Kaili:Have you heard the vacuum joke?
Daniel:No

Kaili:It “sucks”
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