What Did? Jokes

From Little G, age 9, Taylor,Texas

How does a car fart?

It gets gas!

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From VIBHUTI, age 8, BANGALORE,INDIA

WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO THE OTHER VOLCANO?

I LAVA YOU!

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From Amir Pouya, age 10, United Arab Emirates

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look I am changing.

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From M'Kissa, age 11, North Carolina

When the door bell rang what did the woman do?

She went to check the microwave!

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From Jeremy S., age 12, California

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the pyscho path.

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From Sarah, age 13, Massachusetts

Why did tigger go to the bathroom?

To look for pooh!

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