What Did? Jokes

From Stephanie, age 8, Australia

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Are you my mother?

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From Elizabeth, age 11, Chandler, AZ, USA

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Nothing! Walls don’t talk!

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From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

What did the rug say to the floor?

Don’t move; I’ve got you covered!

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From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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From Daryn, age 12, Austin, Texas

Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?

Because they were knotty (naughty)!

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From Vamsi, age 9, Hyderabad, India

What is between you?

Letter o!

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