Two crossword enthusiasts were working on crossword puzzles together. One said to the other, “I’ve been working on this crossword for two weeks!”
“FORTNIGHT!” Replies the other!
What Did? Jokes
Why do T-rexes wear flip flops?
Because they have such tiny arms!
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Are you my mother?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Nothing! Walls don’t talk!
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don’t move; I’ve got you covered!
What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive.
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