What Did? Jokes

What did the clock say to the waiter whenever a couple walked in to the restaurant?

What did the squirrel say to the peanut?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the traffic light say to the driver?

What did Tennessee?

There is Chinese guy, a Japanese guy and an American guy, and they are stuck on top of a mountain and they will be pushed off and probably die. but the mountain is magic and whatever they say when they get pushed off the mountain, they turn into. So the Chinese guy gets pushed off the mountain and he says “Hawk!”, so he turns into a hawk and flies away. So the Japanese guy gets pushed off and says “Eagle!” and flies away. The American guy gets pushed off and says