What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansaw!
What Did? Jokes
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look; I’m changing!
There is Chinese guy, a Japanese guy and an American guy, and they are stuck on top of a mountain and they will be pushed off and probably die. but the mountain is magic and whatever they say when they get pushed off the mountain, they turn into. So the Chinese guy gets pushed off the mountain and he says “Hawk!”, so he turns into a hawk and flies away. So the Japanese guy gets pushed off and says “Eagle!” and flies away. The American guy gets pushed off and says
HOLY CRAP!
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
Stop looking at me!
What did the paper say to the scissors?
I love your jokes, you cut me up!
There was a pink-colored panther and an ant. The panther stepped on the ant. What did the panther say?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead antttttttt!
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