What Did? Jokes

From Dhruv.99, age 8, England

What did the policeman say to his belly?

You are under a vest!

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From JOSH, age 12, Red Deer, Alberta, Canada

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing! Bananas can’t talk!

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From Sam, age 10, California

What did the girl name her dollar?

Penny!

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From Makayla, age 8, Danville, VA

What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?

What’s shakin’ bacon?

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From Julilahlah, age 9, Ohio

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

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From Louis, age 7, London, England

What did Earth say to Saturn?

You must give me a ring sometime.

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