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What Did? Jokes

From Tyler, age 10, United States

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!
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Filed Under: Bug, What Did?

From George, age 10, London, England

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You’re too young to smoke!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Vathsalya, age 7, Dallas,TX

Old mother Hubbard went to the cuboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she opened it, what letters did she find?

“M” and “T”!
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Filed Under: Dog, People, What Did?

From Maya, age 11, Brooklyn, New York

What did the banana say to the bread?

Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
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Filed Under: Food, What Did?

From Manasa, age 14, Bangalore, India

What did one magnet say to the other?

“I find you very attractive!”
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From Jennifer, age 14, Florida

Imagine you are stuck in a house with no windows or doors.
What do you do?

Stop Imagining!
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Filed Under: Home and House, What Did?

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