What Did? Jokes

From Crystal, Susan, age 9, California

What did Snow White say when she went to pickup her pictures?

Someday my prints will come!!

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From Brianna G., age 10, Ithaca, Michigan

What did the kleenex box say to the kleenex?

Don’t get snotty with me!!!!!

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From Olivia, age 10, Minneapolis, MN

What did one candle say to the other?

Are you going out tonight!

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From Emma, age 7, Washington, DC

What did the dancer do when she hurt her foot?

She called a toe truck.

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From Kristi, age 12

What did the doctor say to the mother who entered the doctor’s office yelling:
“Doctor! Doctor! My baby swallowed a roll of film! What should I do?”

“Hmmm! Let’s hope nothing develops!”

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From Anika, age 10, Memphis, Tennessee

What did the plug say to the wall?

Sock it to me baby!

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